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Erotic mash-ups? Fifty Shades obsession? It was only a matter of time before someone made fun of it.
Fifty Shelves of Grey
A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered
Vanessa Parody
Constable & Robinson
Hardback
Published 9th Aug 2012
ISBN: 9781472102386

Fifty Shelves of Grey - a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces - Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics - Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes - Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help - the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.
The first story is Jane Eyre. Too short but with an unforgettable final phrase that discretion prevents us from quoting.

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